THE QUICKIE - $1,500

a 30-minute elopement, done properly. You, your witnesses, the legal bits, the kiss. Done!

fast lane to forever

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For lovers who want to get married without turning it into a full-blown production.

The Quickie is for lovers who want the marriage without the months of meetings, seating-chart politics and ceremonial bullshit.

Just you, your person, your lobster, if you will, two witnesses and a very good outfit. We handle the officiant, the ceremony, the music and the chapel. You show up, say the important stuff, kiss like you mean it and leave legally hitched.

SHORT, SWEET AND VERY MUCH LEGIT

We handle the important stuff

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Your officiant
A licensed Ontario officiant to make the whole thing official.

the Legal Bits
We take care of the ceremony paperwork and guide you through what needs to happen.

the Soundtrack
Your ceremony music, cued and ready to go.

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the Witnesses
Need two? We’ve got you covered. You can bring your own too!

the Chapel
Fully styled, lit and photo-ready before you ever walk through the door.

the Getting-You-Married part
A Neon Chapel host keeps things moving, gets everyone where they need to be and makes sure your Quickie feels easy, celebratory and very much like a wedding.

YOU HANDLE: each other + something fabulous to wear.

THE DETAILS

Duration: 30 minutes
Guest list: The two of you + two witnesses (yours OR ours)
Best for: Elopements, weekday romantics, secret ceremonies, spontaneous lovers, and couples who want the kiss without the circus

Make Your Quickie a Little Extra

  • Photo coverage, because you’ll want proof

  • Bouquet and boutonnière, because flowers change everything

  • Livestream for the people you love who couldn’t be there

  • Drag Queen Officiant upgrade, because obviously

  • Tiny cake, sweet treat, or post-ceremony snack moment

Why you’ll love it

NO WEDDING-PRODUCTION SPIRAL
No seating charts, speeches, timelines or months of planning.

IT STILL FEELS LIKE A REAL WEDDING
The vows, the music, the kiss, the photos - just without all the extra stuff.

IT’S INTIMATE WITHOUT FEELING UNDERWHELMING
Small, intentional and actually special. No courthouse here.

IT’S RIDICULOUSLY EASY
We handle the officiant, the legal bits and the chapel. You just show up and get married!

You can be married and halfway to cocktails before anyone has time to make it weird.

**subject to availability**

YOUR QUICKIE, START TO FINISH

ARRIVELEGAL BITSVOWSKISSSIGNCHEERS POLAROID GO CELEBRATE

Thirty minutes. No filler. Just the good part.

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This is for you if

♥ You want the marriage more than the wedding production.

♥ You want something intimate, stylish and actually fun.

♥ You’d rather spend the money on literally anything else.

♥ You’ve been engaged long enough.

♥ You want the marriage more than the wedding production. ♥ You want something intimate, stylish and actually fun. ♥ You’d rather spend the money on literally anything else. ♥ You’ve been engaged long enough.

How It Works

READY TO MAKE IT LEGAL?

(OR NOT…)