THE QUICKIE - $1,500
a 30-minute elopement, done properly. You, your witnesses, the legal bits, the kiss. Done!
fast lane to forever
For lovers who want to get married without turning it into a full-blown production.
The Quickie is for lovers who want the marriage without the months of meetings, seating-chart politics and ceremonial bullshit.
Just you, your person, your lobster, if you will, two witnesses and a very good outfit. We handle the officiant, the ceremony, the music and the chapel. You show up, say the important stuff, kiss like you mean it and leave legally hitched.
SHORT, SWEET AND VERY MUCH LEGIT
We handle the important stuff
Your officiant
A licensed Ontario officiant to make the whole thing official.
the Legal Bits
We take care of the ceremony paperwork and guide you through what needs to happen.
the Soundtrack
Your ceremony music, cued and ready to go.
the Witnesses
Need two? We’ve got you covered. You can bring your own too!
the Chapel
Fully styled, lit and photo-ready before you ever walk through the door.
the Getting-You-Married part
A Neon Chapel host keeps things moving, gets everyone where they need to be and makes sure your Quickie feels easy, celebratory and very much like a wedding.
YOU HANDLE: each other + something fabulous to wear.
THE DETAILS
Duration: 30 minutes
Guest list: The two of you + two witnesses (yours OR ours)
Best for: Elopements, weekday romantics, secret ceremonies, spontaneous lovers, and couples who want the kiss without the circus
Make Your Quickie a Little Extra
Photo coverage, because you’ll want proof
Bouquet and boutonnière, because flowers change everything
Livestream for the people you love who couldn’t be there
Drag Queen Officiant upgrade, because obviously
Tiny cake, sweet treat, or post-ceremony snack moment
Why you’ll love it
✓ NO WEDDING-PRODUCTION SPIRAL
No seating charts, speeches, timelines or months of planning.
✓ IT STILL FEELS LIKE A REAL WEDDING
The vows, the music, the kiss, the photos - just without all the extra stuff.
✓ IT’S INTIMATE WITHOUT FEELING UNDERWHELMING
Small, intentional and actually special. No courthouse here.
✓ IT’S RIDICULOUSLY EASY
We handle the officiant, the legal bits and the chapel. You just show up and get married!
You can be married and halfway to cocktails before anyone has time to make it weird.
**subject to availability**
YOUR QUICKIE, START TO FINISH
ARRIVE → LEGAL BITS → VOWS → KISS → SIGN → CHEERS → POLAROID → GO CELEBRATE
Thirty minutes. No filler. Just the good part.
This is for you if
♥ You want the marriage more than the wedding production.
♥ You want something intimate, stylish and actually fun.
♥ You’d rather spend the money on literally anything else.
♥ You’ve been engaged long enough.
♥ You want the marriage more than the wedding production. ♥ You want something intimate, stylish and actually fun. ♥ You’d rather spend the money on literally anything else. ♥ You’ve been engaged long enough.
How It Works
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Four sizes of the same night: The Quickie, The Chapel Classic, The County Takeover, or The Whole Damn Thing. Same chapel, same team. Different length, guest count, and what’s included.
If you’re not sure, Classic is where most couples start.
Or book a free 30-minute tour and we’ll help you pick.
Orrrrr take the Chapel-O-Matic Quiz! -
Use the live calendar and pay the deposit. That’s what holds the date.
Deposit amount depends on the package and is shown at checkout. The rest is split into monthly payments. Final payment is due 30 days before your wedding.
Need to change something later?
We’ll walk you through it, the full details live in the terms you get with your confirmation. We understand life happens and we’ll do our best to accommodate.
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Photographer, cake, extra florals, drag officiant, video — add them when you book or after. Your package still works if you add nothing.
Whatever is already in your package, we handle. You don’t have to go find those vendors.
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You’ll get a confirmation and an onboarding email the same day. That’s the start of planning — not a pile of homework.
You handle three things: the Ontario marriage licence, what you’re wearing, and who you’re inviting. We’ll go through some details like food and drink selections, music, vibes etc!
We handle the execution, and everything included in your package.
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Show up, get married and celebrate!
Come on time, in the outfit, with the licence.We run the day. You do the vows.