The Whole damn thing - $18,000

five hours, 50 people, everything included.
turned all the way up!

FULL SEND

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YOUR FULL WEDDING, YOUR WAY

No venue shuffle. No trying to wedge your personality into somebody else’s wedding formula.

You get the ceremony, the cocktails, the food, the photos, the music, the dancing and the atmosphere,  all in one deliciously unhinged little universe.

Five hours. One chapel. The whole damn thing.

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Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.
Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.

FOR LOVERS WHO WANT THE WHOLE WEDDING WITHOUT THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING Stress

This isn’t just a wedding. It’s the full chapel fever dream.

The Whole Damn Thing is for couples who want the vows, the cocktails, the food, the music, the photos, the styling, the guest moments, the dance floor, the story and the part where everyone leaves saying, okay, that was the best wedding I’ve ever been to.

You want your guests to walk in and have a tiny spiritual experience under a disco ball. You want a ceremony that makes people cry, a cocktail hour that makes them flirt, and a party that makes them forget they ever liked traditional weddings in the first place.

You want it to feel art-directed, deeply personal, wildly fun, and maybe a little dangerous but only in the emotional sense. We have insurance.

This is the big one. The full send. The whole wedding - without the ballroom déjà vu.

We handle the important stuff

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Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.

Your Officiant
A licensed Ontario officiant to make the whole thing legal.

the Ceremony
A custom ceremony script, without the cookie-cutter stuff.

the Signing Moment
A styled signing setup that also happens to make a very good photo.

the Chapel
Five hours of exclusive Neon Chapel time, plus venue access for creative prep and vendor coordination.

the Soundtrack
A sound host for the important moments and full DJ service or an extended curated music experience to carry the whole night.

Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.
Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.
Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.
Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.
Hand-drawn illustration of three dice with red outlines and heart symbols on their faces.

the Food
A full meal’s worth of passed bites and food stations, built for mingling instead of sitting through dinner service.

the Bar
A full cocktail reception with service team and a full open bar for everyone, ready to keep the good decisions flowing.

the Photos
Professional photography coverage to capture the ceremony, the portraits, the party and all the excellent in-between bits.

the Flowers
A fresh bouquet and boutonnière, plus the built-in (not so fresh) floral and styling moments throughout the chapel.

the Party
Professional day-of coordination and a venue host keeping the whole glorious machine moving.

YOU HANDLE: EACH OTHER + 50 PEOPLE WORTH THROWING A VERY GOOD PARTY FOR.

THE DETAILS

Duration: 5 hours
Guest list: You two + up to 50 of your most loved humans
Best for: Couples who want the ceremony, the cocktails, the dinner and the dance floor … just louder, cooler and far less beige.

TAKE IT TO 11

Keep It Funfitial — Drag or Showgirl Officiant
A Little Tease — Burlesque or Drag show
Roll Longer — Extended Photography
Roll the Tape — Video Coverage
BTS Content — Content Creation
Live and Loud — Live Music
Go Big on Blooms — Statement Florals
VR Replay — VR Filming or Livestream

Why you’ll love it

‍ ITS THE FULL WEDDING - WITHOUT PRETENDING TO BE TRADITIONAL
You get the structure and substance of a full wedding day, but with way better taste.

‍ YOUR GUESTS ARE TAKEN CARE OF
They get ceremony, cocktails, food, music, photos, dancing and a night that feels alive from start to finish.

IT FEELS LIKE AN EXPERIENCE
The design is intentional, the timeline is handled and the whole thing feels like an experience, not a checklist.

IT’S STYLISH WITHOUT FEELING GENERIC
Magazine-worthy, yes. But still unmistakably yours.

IT’S IMMERSIVE, THEATRICAL AND PERSONAL
Big feelings, strong visuals, excellent party energy.

IT LETS YOU BE EXTRA - BEAUTIFULLY
In the tasteful, fabulous, fully-deserved way.

THIS IS THE “REMEMBER THAT WEDDING?” PACKAGE.

**subject to availability**

THE WHOLE DAMN THING, START TO FINISH

ARRIVE →  VOWS → KISS → SIGN → PORTRAITS → COCKTAILS → EAT → TOAST → MINGLE → DANCE → LATE-NIGHT GLOW

FIVE HOURS. THE FULL SEND. FULL STOP!

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This is for you if

♥ You believe “extra” is a compliment.

♥ You want a wedding that feels designed, not decorated.

♥ You want your people fed, watered, entertained, photographed and fully dropped into the world you built.

♥ You’ve looked at traditional weddings and thought, “why does none of this feel like us?”

♥ You believe “extra” is a compliment. ♥ You want a wedding that feels designed, not decorated. ♥ You want your people fed, watered, entertained, photographed and fully dropped into the world you built. ♥ You’ve looked at traditional weddings and thought, “why does none of this feel like us?”

How It Works

(OBVIOUSLY)

READY TO DO THE DAMN THING?